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Biscuit Demotivational Poster


CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am, #30304
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm, #30214
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your a**. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am, #29409
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. f***ing guy lives like royalty, h** and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than p***bear, who's just a minipimp a**clown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am, #29381
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you f***ing idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am, #29367
It's called p***bear you f***ing idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am, #25599
I thought that was p***bear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm, #25502
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


BOB EVANS - I don't know who he is, but... we need to add his face to Mount Rushmore.




EVEN ONE ARMED MEN - Can get a little freaky ;]




THE CIA - Isn't watching you masturbate, silly. It's Cubbybear =]




HAPPY HALLOWEEN - From your Satanic Nun (now bow down)


TAGS: biscuits fap porcelina
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 6:28 am, #148407
I bow to thee, o beautiful one! *bows*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:29 am, #146586
This ones missing a "die"....yet the lip ring prevails.
Derek - October 21, 2009, 8:32 pm, #129226
Again... rerun ;-)
rerun - September 25, 2009, 7:49 pm, #121742

ah, it is almost that time of the year....
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:39 am, #112163
Cheer up Porcelina. Someone is bound to die soon. lol
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:06 am, #102370
i only seen the first. i was to old for the others
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:33 pm, #102024
Speaking of The Lion King. I hate when they make like a fifth of a Disney animated movie.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm, #101933
LD got the idea,in the words of the lion king, Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,It means no worries For the rest of your days......
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm, #101932
I think that irritates you simply because you spend so much time on comments about me. You're not a white knight, please see my avatar.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 4:14 pm, #101927
Kumbayaaaaaaaaah my Lord, kumbayaaaaaaah!
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:13 pm, #101926
community. I enjoy pointing out your arrogance! why would that irk me?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:12 pm, #101925
The word is "IRK". Trust me you could never get under my skin. As I said to Aggy, when somebody like you acts as if they are immune to criticism because of some self imposed status on a website, they deserve to be rebuked by any contributing member of the
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:41 pm, #101913
I see what you did there No Use... nice try
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:43 pm, #101882
It's cute how worked up you get, TheTrashHeap, and how easy it is to urk you
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 11:37 am, #101832
Hey, that's my favorite Metallica song! (And now we play the waiting game...)
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #101795
hey TTH, cool down buddy. some noobs need to be jumpd on (not saying that one did cause IDK).i got my share and im sure you did to. but you know what they say about arguing on the internet and the whole special olymics thing. just keep it in mind
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am, #101652
Then why defend her?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am, #101651
Point taken, TTH. I'm not turning on ya.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:29 am, #101650
Who gets their feelings hurt by online attacks?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:27 am, #101648
Not to mention that almost every person on this site started as a passing a-hole
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:26 am, #101647
So then you defend her but who defends the people she attacks? The ones who may have contributed to the site before she was allowed to jump on them for no reason? (because she had "respect") ya gotta give it to get it!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:23 am, #101645
She's more than capable of defending herself. I'm just not one for hearing it from passing a-holes.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am, #101643
Some rub you the wrong way, some don't. And the "emo" comment was way off.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am, #101642
I know aggy. That was all i have to say on the matter.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am, #101641
I will respect anybody who treats others with respect. Seniority on the site means nothing if you set off on a power trip. She lost any respect she may have earned from me when she started going from poster to poster ragging on harmless comments.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am, #101640
I understand your stance. I'm definitely not here to argue POV with you.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:18 am, #101637
There's no charm involved when she jumps on some noob for making a completely innocent comment. That kinda crap only creates timmies! She's a tunnel maker and a motibully, she thinks she is untouchable because of an imagined status.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:16 am, #101635
Satanic Nuns... we show respect here.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:15 am, #101634
I've been attacked myself. It's part of her charm.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am, #101633
Now I get it! And f*** that! She would not think twice about attacking anyone else so why does she deserve special treatment?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am, #101632
Nah... threats don't exist online.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:12 am, #101630
Safety? from who aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:11 am, #101629
Don't like the emo's? Can't imagine why?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:10 am, #101628
You're talking to the girl all wrong... it's the wrong tone. Cherish your online safety, ebzi. Today, it's a blessing.
ebzi - July 29, 2009, 1:03 am, #101622
f***ing emos
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:30 pm, #69385
That's my little h**tie
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 10:55 pm, #47253
Yep, except the song goes ''Die, die, DIE my darling.'' I ran out of room. It really does. And thanks pro
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 10:08 pm, #47247
Aren't you just making a handnote about a Misfits song? Also, we have that same microwave at work. It nukes quite well.
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:48 pm, #47245
Yes, P is cute!
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 9:07 pm, #47234
Amen!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 28, 2008, 8:55 pm, #47230
"wow" is a jealous b**** for an eleven year old. Stop talking forever, you hatemongering idiot.
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:31 am, #47158
is this really the chick who was b****ing about not tipping your waitress? get your face fixed, ****. how's that for a tip?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 8, 2008, 11:52 am, #42808
Umm, yeah, good times, good times. *cough* *cough*
Cubbybear - December 8, 2008, 11:32 am, #42801
It was too bad nobody passed out besides me. I must have landed on that horn because the next day, my b*** was sore and all of you were smiling
Porcelina - December 8, 2008, 8:43 am, #42787
*sniffle* I miss those days
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:07 am, #42775
The funniest thing about that BBQ was when Cubby got one of Satan's horns stuck between his teeth and he didn't know it and we were all laughing and he was all like "WTF guys!?" Haha...those were good times...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:45 pm, #42729
Who is that other guy, my browser show his name as symbols which kinda look like 'tarp'
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:44 pm, #42728
Culos, you misunderstand. She wasn't made from or by Satan, she just helped eat him. I had Satan's right arm with brain sauce and one of the eyeballs. Barbecue sauce makes anything taste good.
Porcelina - December 7, 2008, 10:21 pm, #42714
Satanic, as in if you continue to talk **** I will allow you to discover who the f*** Azeroth. Satanic, as in the fact THIS IS THE f***ING INTERNETS SO STFU n00b. and I'm not f***ing gothic, you piece of ****
Kramer - December 7, 2008, 7:07 pm, #42659
Misfits are ftw. Love that song .o.
Culos - December 7, 2008, 3:54 pm, #42631
Eve was created from Adam's rib if you believe the fairytale. Porcelina was created from a rib from Satan.... is that what you're saying MWLF?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 3:52 pm, #42630
A bit of explanation is in order. At the last Motifake Convention, we all got drunk and made an expedition to Hell, where we captured, killed and ate Satan. Porcelina is only satanic because she had some satan ribs.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:55 pm, #42579
Mr. Unintelligible Name: Porcelina is a Most Excellent Satanic Nun of the Motifake Order. Aaaaaaaaameeeeeeen!!!
Töm - December 6, 2008, 4:56 am, #42329
satanic like LaVey, Or satanic like bull****e Gothic try-hards who pretend to worship Satan, then say god doesn't exist. and the pretend scars are just bad, scenie
Porcelina - December 2, 2008, 7:32 pm, #41426
is jail bait
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 2, 2008, 3:16 pm, #41371
Cubbybear! You're old enough to be her pimp! Hell, you're old enough to be MY pimp!
RON - December 2, 2008, 1:17 pm, #41356
now Cubby...she’s too young...lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 1:10 pm, #41354
The more I look at her....
Lloyd - November 19, 2008, 7:59 pm, #37859
What the hell? Is that a light switch?
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:50 am, #32910
Excellent posti- wait...heart stopping...vision fading...oh sweet death!
pervo - November 1, 2008, 3:24 pm, #32319
Okay, already. Sorry, P! I was merely jesting about the nose.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 3:18 pm, #32317
In motifake lingo, p***o needs to get his card, he's melvinned to me.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:53 pm, #32303
Btw me thinks Scott has changed his name to p***o - how childish can you be?
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:50 pm, #32302
Although you look a tat scary, I'd prefer you one million times over Scott's imaginary girlfriend any day
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:05 pm, #32292
Typically I would acknowledge a comment like that, but it's not true at all.
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:52 pm, #32287
P, you look quite a lot like Scott's "girlfriend", except with less ***bage and a bigger nose!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:39 am, #32283
Oh, I didn't notice that.. lol. Hair dye, I think
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:25 am, #32262
It's a motifake tradition to comment on things in the background that have nothing to do with the foreground or main subject.
Rakdos - November 1, 2008, 5:43 am, #32246
They are referring to the bag behind you.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:06 am, #32243
What did I get at walgreen's? what?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:53 am, #32233
Yeah, the poster sucks, but it's to get out the message =] Now to sing my doom song! ''DOOM DOOM DOOM...!''
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:56 am, #32227
Oh, what did you get at Walgreen's?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:55 am, #32226
Felicitations...OF DOOM!!!!! Happy Halloween, Sister Porcelina! 5 lions but only because your the only person to post a poster wishing us a happy Hallow e'en.
RON - November 1, 2008, 12:13 am, #32211
you first sweetheart...lol Hope you had a great halloween!
Cubbybear - November 1, 2008, 12:03 am, #32207
5 for for you
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:46 pm, #32194
I see no bowing...


EMO - You need another reason why they shouldn't reproduce ?


TAGS: emo whine biscuits suicide streets traffic child
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Porcelina - March 31, 2009, 9:43 pm, #69389
Stop a***yzing my ****.
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:41 pm, #69388
Reproduction of destruction entails the destruction of production, thus EMO will die when the new fad rolls through.
Porcelina - December 9, 2008, 7:32 pm, #43127
He's going to jump off.
Auda - December 9, 2008, 6:48 pm, #43119
Hey, I was there, but I fell I have yet to realize what the poster is trying to communicate.


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